The Bachelor Canada: East Coast Livin'

This week we finally head to the east coast of Canada to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Maritimes and for the fantasy dates! YAY. We're getting super close to the big proposal, which is exciting for everyone involved, aka people like me who don't have a real love lie. Oh well, a relationship would get in the way of my intensive tv-watching schedule.

First we head to Newfoundland for some casual sea-kayaking to an iceberg. Bianka wasn't too jazzed about this activity, but I would totally be all over that. Again, boys, take that as a hint. They then dined on sandwiches or something, I don't really know, but they did have some glacier wine or something, again, I don't know, I was a little sleepy watching this episode. At least I was free from cold meds this week. There was a card waiting them from Tyler (fyi, he's the host, it took me all three dates to realize who 'Tyler' was). The card proposed for Brad and Bianka to forgo their personal suites to spend the night in a fantasy suite. SWANKY. Anyway, Bianka was a little sketched out about that prospect, because she didn't really like that he could be potentially spending the night with two other girls as well. This is completely understandable, you know. She ends up going for it and stuff.

We then head to the gentle/red/potato isle to hang out with Whitney on a lobster fishing boat. I think crab fishing would be more fitting though. EH OH, get it? Because Whitney is a crab. I don't remember anything else about that date, because I don't care about her. Sorry, not sorry.

Then we head to my adopted home of Nova Scotia for Kara's fantasy date. They go to the Fox Harb'r which is a super swanky golf club, which may be confusing because they apparently don't know how to spell 'Harbor', (or harbour if you're Canadian and not my spell check). They shoot stuff, which is pretty date-ish I guess.

Then we get to the rose ceremony. BUT FIRST, we see Whitney talking to her sister about whether or not she wants to be there and blah, blah, blah. Okay, rose ceremony. Bianka gets the first rose, and it all comes down to Whitney and Kara. We all know how I want this to turn out, but alas, he of course goes for eyebrows mcgee. BUT FIRST, before Kara gets a chance to say goodbye Whitney busts on in and mumbles on about something, and then brad tells her she's being rude as shiz (not a direct quote). Bradley, you made a bad life choice not selecting Kara because she straight up rules. So I guess I have to be Team Bianka now.

But guess what guys? WOMEN TELL ALL IS NEXT. YYAAAAAAYyy

The Bachelor Canada: Hometown Glories

Hello folks! Sorry about the extremely delayed writing and posting of this, I have been indisposed thanks to CityTv's terrible website and some cold meds. I'm almost back to 100% and pumped for a new episode tonight. ANYWAY

Of course we have gotten around to the hometown dates. So essentially, brad flies back and forth between 3 provinces to visit his main squeezes. First we head to Mississauga, ON to visit Bianka. They stop at an ice cream shop and freak out about how both of them love mint chocolate chip ice cream. Like, cool your jets guys, it's not a rare flavor. They move on to Bianka's house where they only speak Croatian and Brad is totally out of his element. JK GUYS, they can all speak English!!! It was just a ruse!!

We then jet back to BC to see Kara, her family, and some awkward product placement for triscuits. I know I say this every week, but if Brad doesn't pick Kara, it's a travesty. Kara is pretty upset that her Father is away, working and can't be there to meet Brad. JK he shows up!!! Man, this show is all about surprising us tonight.

Next we're off to Oakville to see Gabrielle, Her stripper-loving cousin, and to play bingo with seniors!!! After dinner, Gabby's family made Brad belly-dance, and he responded by pulling out the running man, which automatically gets respect from me.

Last, but certainly not least, Brad is Calgary-bound to see Whitney. They head out to the Olympic Park to do some bobsledding. Okay, that looks AWESOME. I'd totally be down for that, hint hint. Brad questions his relationship with Whitney. He found her family to be open and emotional, but she is too closed off and won't share how she really feels.

It's okay though, Whitney does stay, as does Bianka and Kara. Which, of course means that Gabrielle is sent home. She wastes no time in the limo saying how terrible Whitney is. PEACE GURL.

And peace to y'all as well!