This week we finally head to the east coast of Canada to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Maritimes and for the fantasy dates! YAY. We're getting super close to the big proposal, which is exciting for everyone involved, aka people like me who don't have a real love lie. Oh well, a relationship would get in the way of my intensive tv-watching schedule.
First we head to Newfoundland for some casual sea-kayaking to an iceberg. Bianka wasn't too jazzed about this activity, but I would totally be all over that. Again, boys, take that as a hint. They then dined on sandwiches or something, I don't really know, but they did have some glacier wine or something, again, I don't know, I was a little sleepy watching this episode. At least I was free from cold meds this week. There was a card waiting them from Tyler (fyi, he's the host, it took me all three dates to realize who 'Tyler' was). The card proposed for Brad and Bianka to forgo their personal suites to spend the night in a fantasy suite. SWANKY. Anyway, Bianka was a little sketched out about that prospect, because she didn't really like that he could be potentially spending the night with two other girls as well. This is completely understandable, you know. She ends up going for it and stuff.
We then head to the gentle/red/potato isle to hang out with Whitney on a lobster fishing boat. I think crab fishing would be more fitting though. EH OH, get it? Because Whitney is a crab. I don't remember anything else about that date, because I don't care about her. Sorry, not sorry.
Then we head to my adopted home of Nova Scotia for Kara's fantasy date. They go to the Fox Harb'r which is a super swanky golf club, which may be confusing because they apparently don't know how to spell 'Harbor', (or harbour if you're Canadian and not my spell check). They shoot stuff, which is pretty date-ish I guess.
Then we get to the rose ceremony. BUT FIRST, we see Whitney talking to her sister about whether or not she wants to be there and blah, blah, blah. Okay, rose ceremony. Bianka gets the first rose, and it all comes down to Whitney and Kara. We all know how I want this to turn out, but alas, he of course goes for eyebrows mcgee. BUT FIRST, before Kara gets a chance to say goodbye Whitney busts on in and mumbles on about something, and then brad tells her she's being rude as shiz (not a direct quote). Bradley, you made a bad life choice not selecting Kara because she straight up rules. So I guess I have to be Team Bianka now.
But guess what guys? WOMEN TELL ALL IS NEXT. YYAAAAAAYyy
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