The Bachelor Canada: It took this long to break out the Canadian stereotypes?

Okay, let’s just start this off with discussing how I should have tried out for this.

1. I like hot guys!
2. I like mansions!
3. I like good (free) food!
4. I like fun international trips!
5. I LOVE GIFT BASKETS

Like, seriously, 75% of the production budget had to have gone to the gift baskets. 

ANYWAY, the first date, the one-on-one (SHOT) went to my main homegirl Kara. The only reason I can think of why Whitney hates her is because she is jealous of the way Kara rocks that denim on denim. They went cattle wrangling, because really, what else would you want to do on a first date. Also question; is a ‘romantic barn’ an oxymoron? I’m not a country girl, so someone will have to answer this for me.

The 5-on-1 date was just a casual date to Mexico. Like any typical date. : . They went to a community center to hand out toys and stuff. This was actually a super cute date idea! It gave the other girls something to do while Brad was talking to people, instead of just awkwardly standing around in HBC blankets. Brad then had to choose one girl to stay back and have a boat excursion together, and he chose kim kardashian Bianka. She kind of bores me, so we’re moving on.

What’s a show set in Canada without some basic Canadian stereotypes? Apparently not a Canadian show because this episode we have a lumber jacking competition.  I personally would have loved to do the tree-climbing one, because who doesn’t love tree climbing? Whitney almost murdered her teammates. I’m actually betting on her legitimately murdering someone this season. The Blue team consisting of Sophie, Laura, and Chantelle won the challenge and got to go on another date which featured some kind of Canadian country singer. They danced, and spilled their souls and stuff, so, yeah.

Brad decided to shake it up hardcore this week. He decided he didn’t have the time for a cocktail party and wanted to get straight to cutting not 2, but 4 of these lovely young ladies. He says good-bye to three people that I can’t remember and another of my favorites, Sophie. Oh well.

Next week we get more Whitney hating people! More Gabrielle being insecure and unaware! and let’s be serious, PROBABLY SOME TEARS TOO!!!