TV producers finally decided that Canadians need love too. They also need to watch more hot messes on television. I’m totally okay with it. The inaugural Canadian Bachelor is Brad Smith a former CFLer and a certified hotty. The season starts with 25 women from all over Canada vying for Brad’s love in some lavish castle somewhere in Canada. I’m going to go ahead and assume somewhere near Toronto. I really should have done my research.
Each of the girls falls somewhere on the scale of ‘I can probably deal with out’ and ‘conductor of the hot mess express’. Here are some of the highlights:
- Amber is a server at a strip club. Which is easily the best reality show profession I’ve ever seen.
- Clarice is the Asian version of every famous Jennifer either
- Fawn has a dumb name. She has also rescued a couple squirrels and now cares for them, and if you've ever seen how terrifying Ontario squirrels are, you would understand what a feat this is.
- Gabrielle clearly has no comprehension skills because when asked what the farthest place she has ever been was, she lists of every country she’s ever been to. No bitch, this question requires a one country answer. Some of those countries listed are closer than others. That isn’t a difficult concept to understand.
- I think I like Jessica the best. I might eat my words
-Melissa Marie makes up her own languages
- Michelle V thinks women with tattoos are borderline hookers*
-Rebecca’s nickname is bubba. So, no.
- Sophie and Sandy are both so adorable!
-Stephanie is a model/neuroscientist. K cool.
There are other girls, but I just don’t care enough. You can check them out, and their blogs here: http://www.bachelorcanada.ca/bachelorettes/.
The show starts tonight! Follow me @hstrong_ on twitter for some live tweeting action during/sometime when I eventually** watch the show!
*not her actual words
**It is the final Blue Jays game of the year, so like, priorities.
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